Wednesday 14 December 2011

Channel 5

Popular opinion seems to say that no-one ever watches Channel 5 (ok, that'll have changed in under a year . . . football . . . Thursday nights . . . Man. U . . . ITV must already be in tears) . . . but I digress.
Those US movies that they show on weekday afternoons: wouldn't it be an idea to show the first ten minutes, in which the conclusion becomes clear, then the last five, just to wrap things up and prove the point? God forbid it'd leave more time for their news broadcasts (as produced by Sky News, the most vulgar of news channels), the male presenter of which can't be arsed to wear a tie . . . and why ad breaks ten minutes into a movie? Need to adjust the aerial, I think . . .